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Posts Tagged 'Irony'

June 20, 2008

Q.E.J.

A group of us had lunch at the Fillmore Pub in downtown Plano today. It was delicious as usual, but I noticed something decidedly unusual as I was leaving the bathroom.


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It’s a warning that consuming alcohol while pregnant could result in birth defects in your child. And it’s in Spanish. Inside of the Men’s restroom. In a pub in downtown Plano.

So, naturally, I ran back to my table as fast as I could and yanked the beer out of my pregnant Spanish-speaking wife’s hands. “¡Es un riesgo de los defectos del nacimiento!”

Crisis averted.

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April 6, 2008

Tech Boom

Flying back from South Carolina this past Friday, I made a quick stop in the airplane lavatory at the very back of the plane. As I was walking back to my seat, I passed four people with their laptops open. One of them was watching X-Men 2. The other three were playing Solitaire.

3.4GB of processing power at it’s best.

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