June 30, 2008

Swell Cleft

I’ve been eating eggs a lot lately. I hard boil a batch of a dozen or two, and munch on them over the course of a week. And without fail, the line from Beauty & the Beast gets stuck in my head:

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge

Dude, Gaston’s a freaking beast, man.

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  1. bob
    bob June 30, 2008

    agreed

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  2. Kyley
    Kyley June 30, 2008

    the part where he says that “ever last inch of [him] is covered with hair” part grosses me out though.

    everything else, however…totally beastly.

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  3. Josiah
    Josiah July 7, 2008

    I need to start eating more eggs.

    I’ll be doing that this week.

    : singing :
    Now ’cause I’m nerdy, my eating does miff,
    for my stature in size resembles a skiff!
    : leaps onto a barrel of liquor :
    : falls onto a knife tray and skewers himself :

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  4. Lindsey
    Lindsey July 15, 2008

    more…

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  5. Kelsey
    Kelsey July 23, 2008

    Haha, that’s comprable to the way way “Business Time” inevitably gets stuck in my head when I’m up at work moppping floors or selling chicken.

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  6. Josh T
    Josh T November 2, 2008

    “No one drinks like Gaston, no one..” Thanks for the memories man, I love that flick and pretty much modeled my wife search after the main character.

    Also, hard boiled eggs = that rocks!

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