February 7, 2008

Carpe Mater Tua

Ever have one of those fantastic mornings where you wake up with a smile on your face seeing the dawning day as one giant opportunity? You pop out of bed willing and excitedly determined to face the day’s challenges?

Yeah, me neither.

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The People Have Spoken.

  1. aaron
    aaron February 8, 2008

    do you know where i could get one of those?

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  2. mooce
    mooce February 8, 2008

    fuor.de sounds an awful lot like forty. Except with an accent. Was that intentional?

    Let’s say, for instance, that tomorrow, you wake up to the realization that are one of two people on the planet who have the ability to turn everything you touch into gold [the other being Midas, but he's been a douchebag ever since that 1987 Baby Gap lawsuit]. And let’s say that you further realized the potential of this gift because you work as an assembly line worker for those little rubber squeaky toys they make for dogs. 10,000 golden not-so-squeaky-fire-hydrants!!!! Booyah!

    Wouldn’t that be just cause for just such a morning?

    Now let’s say instead of the Midas touch [inappropriately named after Midas vs. The State of California case back in the afore mentioned '87 fiasco], you have the ability to turn things into what they already were. And instead of working at the assembly line, you work at a semi-tech company in Plano.

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  3. brett
    brett February 9, 2008

    haha! Caleb you are outrageous.

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  4. Kelsey
    Kelsey February 9, 2008

    Yeah, can’t say I’ve felt like that before 3:00 in the afternoon.

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